Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Website Dedicated To Gas Signs




Now, I've seen everything...A website dedicated to gas station signs. GAS SIGNS has several pictures of different gas stations signs. Yeah...I typed it twice.

Lots of different signs. Lots. Lots.

People visit this site. I'm just jealous. Dammit.









Pictured: A Conoco sign with a 1992 Dodge Spirit under it. How do I know what kind of car that is? I have one just like it. A gas guzzling piece of shit.

Friday, May 05, 2006

Republicans Push For $1000 Gas Rebate




Republicans want to give needy Americans a $10,000 rebate for gasoline. Like the tax rebate of 2002, broke ass Americans would receive a check for $100,000 to be used to buy gas or meth or lottery tickets but hopefully to buy gas. Democrats and the President do not embrace this idea. The $1,000,000 rebate would go a long way towards helping to keep gas cost down for the average meatheaded american family. Bone enthusiast Katie Morgan says, "With all the X-Box games, shoes, and cigarettes I have to buy, these high gas prices are really eating into my budget. A rebate would be cute."

THE STORY ON THE 10,000,000 DOLLAR GAS REBATE

Katie Couric Needs Loan To Buy Gasoline




Recently, Katie Couric, an elf who co-hosts the Today Show, bitched about the high price of gasoline. She stated, "I had to take out a loan to fill up my minivan. It’s crazy." Really, Katie? Katie's current NBC contract pays her $15,000,000 a year. That's 1.2 million dollars a month. 312,000 dollars a week. 44,662 dollars a day. In other words, that's just about enough to pay off my debts.

And if Katie Couric drives a mini-van, I get one million hits a week on this blog. I'm willing to guess that K-Dog has made over 70 million dollars in her life. In other words, the bitch ain't sweating the price of gas.

An Article About The Height-Challenged Today Host with Video

Hate it or love it the underdog's on top And I'm gonna shine homie until my heart stop ---AL ROKER

Thursday, May 04, 2006

House Approves New Fines For Energy Companies That You Will Pay




The House of Representatives has approved fines up to $150,000,000 for energy companies that are found to price gouge. Rep. Heather Wilson (R), chief sponsor of the legislation, said of consumers of energy, "Maybe this will shut 'em up." Despite the fact that this will not bring down gas prices, Congress went home that night feeling good about themselves. President of ExxonMobil, R.W Tillerson said of the new fines, "Heather Wilson can kiss my pimply white ass where the Taco Bell squirts!"




THIS IS THE STORY OF THE NEW FINES

Pictured: R.W. Tillerson (That's his real name.)

Cameras Used To Combat Drive-Offs and Crackheads




Gas stations ain't going take it no mo'!!! You're gonna pay for their high ass gas or else goddammit!!! A gas station in Madison, Wisconsin has installed cameras to catch people who drive off without paying for the gasoline. Welcome to the new century!!! Next for Madison, indoor bathrooms and air conditioning.

The station lost $650 in April The digital equipment cost $20,000, but Williams believes it will pay off.

READ MORE ABOUT IT IN THIS STORY HERRRE